A Chinese Drunk & a Jewish Drunk

“That was for Pearl Harbor!” replies the Jewish drunk.
“Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I’m Chinese!” he exclaims in return.
“Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean… you’re all the same to me,” the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle,
and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
“Why the hell did you do that?” the Jewish man stammers.
“That was for the Titanic!” explains the Chinese drunk.
“The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!” the Jew replies.
“Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg…. you’re all the same to me,” the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

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