Kissing In Free

It is a beautiful morning. Dean comes early into his office… and sees Martin. Martin is kissing his secretary. Dean doesn’t like this. Martin is his employee!He screams: “Martin, do…

Girlfriend Got Pregnant

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She looked at me and yelled, “You did this…

Experiment On My P*nis

A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him "Go to the forest. There…