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So, he goes to his mother in law and tells her, “Thank you for raising such an amazinggirl for me to marry.”The wife’s mother responds,
I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: “Because you are funny.” Me: “I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?”
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sxx life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sxx.” “Social Security sxx?” “Yeah, you know; I get
Jeny: “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.”Rob: “She got a terrible shock.”Jeny: “How was it?”Rob: “She was assisting at a
A boy says to a girl, “So, sxx at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and
1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender “What’s the Quickest Way to get Laid?” [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a