So, he goes to his mother in law and tells her, “Thank you for raising such an amazing
girl for me to marry.”
The wife’s mother responds, “Don’t thank me, thank my daughter. She took good care of herself.”
Happily, he goes to his wife and tells her, “Darling, you are the best. Thank you for being such a good girl and waiting for me.”
To which his wife responds, “Honey, don’t thank me, thank my asshole!”