S*x On My Place

A boy says to a girl, "So, sxx at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,…

Homophobic Jokes

1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

A Woman In Tight Skirt

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn't make the step up. So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried…

Avocado Jokes

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,Which is also known as avocado’s number What type of music do avocados listen to?Guac & Roll What's an avocado's favorite arcade game? Guac-a-mole…