My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, “Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!” She looked at me and yelled, “You did this to me, you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your a*s but you said, ‘That would hurt too much’.”

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