way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the
fifth drink.” “Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local
in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after
you buy the first two.” “Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman.
“Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the
place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see dat you
get laid, all on the house!” The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.
“Did this actually happen to you?” “Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman,
“but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”