Funny jokes

the naked man."Well, who is the woman on your back?"said the intrigued gentleman."Oh, that's Michelle."

I got my wife a new iron for Valentine's Day. She was so overcome with emotion that she ran out of the house crying. I think she must be still…

A man with a p*nis that was 25 inches long went to a witch to see if she could reduce its size. She told him "Go to the forest. There…

A man goes to an assassin because his wife is sleeping with his best friend. The assassin tells him, "It's going to cost you $1000 per bullet." The man says,…

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condooms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?" His wife replies, "How about we…

Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. First one said "You ever had a…

abdominal pain last month,than i got a little sister,now my father is undergoingthe same pain.!!!