Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. First one said “You ever had a hug?” He said “No” so she hugged him & walked on. The second woman said “You ever had a kiss?” He said “No” so she kissed him & walked on. Third said “You ever been fucked?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up… she said “You will be when the tide comes in.”

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