Man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs.
3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him.
First one said “You ever had a hug?” He said “No”
so she hugged him & walked on.
The second woman said “You ever had a kiss?” He said “No”
so she kissed him & walked on.
Third said “You ever been fucked?”
He said “No” as his eyes lit up… she said “You will be when the tide comes in.”
