A KGB Agent Goes to a Library

The KGB agent asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? You
know it takes years to get a
permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.”
“I’m learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham,”
replies the old man.
“How do you know you’re going to heaven? What if you go to hell?” asks the KGB agent.
“I already speak Russian.”

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