A Man In Hurry By Mistake Uses Ladies Toilet In A Five Star Hotel.
He Sits Down And Notices 4 Buttons- Ww, Wa, Pp & Apr.
Curious, He Presses Ww & He Is Gently Sprayed With Warm Water,
Then Wa, A Blast Of Warm Air Dries Him.
Then Pp, A Powder Puff Which Left Him Smelling Fresh.
Feeling Pampered He Presses Apr.
Next Day He Wakes Up In Hospital.
He Asked The Nurse: “What Happened To Me, All I Remember Is I Pressed Apr”
A Nurse Smiled And Said “Apr Meant Automatic Pad Remover Your Co*ck And Balls Are In This Jar, If You Want, Take Them.”