Wife Has A Lover

Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist.Andy – How do you know?Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on…

Be a Man of Your Wife

So my wife said “take off my shirt”. So I did as she said and took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I continued and took…

Code Words In S*x

The couples had a code word "Washing machine" as signal for sxx .As the couple had two children who couldn't be judged whether they're sleeping or not. One day, the…

Little Boy Goes to Wh0re

A little boy walks into a wh*re house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial…