A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary:

HUSBAND – Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?๐Ÿค”

WIFE – Yes, honey, three times.๐Ÿ˜

HUSBAND – When was the first time๐Ÿค”?

WIFE – Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you.๐Ÿ˜Š

HUSBAND – Thanks, darling. And when was the second time๐Ÿ™„?

WIFE – Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you๐Ÿ™‚?

HUSBAND – Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ?

WIFE – Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚?

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