

A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary:
HUSBAND – Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?๐ค
WIFE – Yes, honey, three times.๐
HUSBAND – When was the first time๐ค?
WIFE – Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you.๐
HUSBAND – Thanks, darling. And when was the second time๐?
WIFE – Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you๐?
HUSBAND – Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time๐โโ๏ธ?
WIFE – Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes๐ ๐?