A manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said,…
1. “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.” 2. “If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.” 3. “Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly…
that commander, now a lt. Colonel asking why he ordered it, gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. The captain goes through this song and…