Posts by affidu

Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "Ive never done that" she says, "what do I do ?" "Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and…

"Love, Jabba the Hut is notmy favourite Star Wars character"I exclaimed,"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't gotdressed yet"

called for Betty, who zipped down the stairs, kissed her father on the cheek and was gone.The farmer continued to clean his shotgun until 6PM when there was another knock…

“There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.” – George Sand, Author “Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday.” – Ted Koosner, Poet “Your flaws are perfect…

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