Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl.
The girl was playing with Barbies.
The boy was playing with his d*ck
The girl asks him what he’s doing
So he says he’s playing with his “Toy”
She asks him if she can play with and he say yes
So he falls asleep while she’s playing with it
He wakes up in the HOSPITAL
He asks what happened and she responds
“I was playing with your toy, and it squirted at me, so I bit it’s head off”