Funny jokes

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty…

A White Guy In A Bathroom Is Taking A Pi*s. In Comes A Black Guy And Pulls Out A Huge Ass D*ck. The White Guy Asks, “How Did You Manage…

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me…

calls me sometimes.”The little girl screamedto her brother, “Don’t eat it.Its an a*shole!

coming in my life and makingit worth living. You're great.She replied that sms: drunk !ok now come home quickly.. don't beafraid.. i won't say anything..!!Husband: thank you.

“there must be a rational explanation.”She slowly retraces her steps and walks towards the direction of the sound - tap, tap, tap.There, sitting on a grave, is a gentle old…

The police put out analert to be on thelookout for the twohardened criminals.

and revealed a severely discoloured pair of knees."What happened to your knees?" she asked."Well, I also had Kneesles " the man replied."Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles,it only affects the…