Dogs will be Doggs – Funny Jokes Hilarious

The neighbor’s cat, my master’s leg, the couch,
you name it. Plus, I peed in the corners and chewed
the mail every time it got delivered. So they’re going
to neuter me to see if it will calm me down.”
The second, a mutt, says, “That’s kind of why I’m here, too.
Six litters of puppies up and down the street that all look like me.
My owners are tired of the angry calls. So my junk is getting
snipped too.”
The third dog is a Great Dane. “My master is a pretty young thing.
Long legs and a hot ass. Yesterday after her shower, she bent over
to dry her feet and I just couldn’t help myself. Mounted up that fine
ass and went to town.”
The other two stare at him in disbelief. “They’re definitely going to
cut off your balls for that!”
“What? No, I’m only here to get my nails trimmed.”

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