dog and decided to go talk to the old man. “Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every
day to visit your wife’s grave and we just think that so sweet. We were all wondering if the dog
is something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you.” “No,
actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave. I’d do it myself, but I’d get arrested for
indecent exposure!”