Jokes about Pub in Last night

“My brother who is epileptic had
a fit in the bath and died.”
F*ck me. If the ground could have
swallowed me up l’d of been happy.

I said, “Sorry to hear that, mate.
Did he drown?” He said,
“No; he choked on a sock.”

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