bar is empty, and figures, why not, this guy probably had a rough day or something. The man starts with the first 2 shots, and the bartender asks him, “is everything okay? What’s on your mind?” The guy replies, “Well, it’s been a long day, I found out something that’s hard to deal with.” The bartender, now concerned a bit as this man continues to down these shots, one after another, probing for more info to lend a helpful ear. The guy, on his 9th shot says, “If you had what I have, you’d be drinking like this too.” The bartender is really concerned for this guy and asks “Tell me, what do you have?” The guys downs his last shot, cracks a smile and says “I have no money.” then leaves.