A man driving down the road slams on his brakes and honks the horn because there is a car in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside the parked car – to see a naked couple lying inside.
He yells at them, “What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn’t you move when I honked?”
The naked man in the car yells back, “You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!”