Sending a Message to Mom – Blonde Joke

  • “I don’t have any money… but I’ll do anything to get
    a message to my mother in Poland!!!”

To that the man asks,

  • “Anything?”

And the blonde says,

  • “Yes…. ANYTHING!!” With that the man says, “Follow me!”

He walks into the next room and tells her,

  • “Come in and close the door.”

She does this and then he says,

  • “Get on your knees.”

She does. He then says,

  • “Take down my zipper.”

She does. Then he says,

  • “Go ahead, take it out.”

With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands.

And then the man says somewhat impatiently,

  • “Well, go ahead!!”

She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says,

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