Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane, the plane was plummeting and was going to crash into a building. There were only 3 parachutes. “I’m the greatest man here, I’ll take a parachute” said Obama. “I’m the smartest man in here so I’ll take a parachute” said Trump. They both grabbed there parachutes a left out of the plane. The pope said to the young boy. “Go ahead son, take the parachute”. The boy replied “It’s alright, the smartest man in the world just took my school bag.”
