Posts by affidu

He approched her. He said, "Ma'am, do youunderstand your right breast is hanging outof your shirt?" She replied, "Oh shit.I left the baby on the bus!"

Tommy And Tiff Are Playing Hide And Seek… “Ok Tommy, If You Can Find Me In 30 Seconds You Can Kiss Me. If You Can Find Me In 20 Seconds…

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked…

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with one uses her panties…

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.The moped…