Funny jokes

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with…

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. “I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier. “No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My…

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…

हड्डियों में है; ताक़त तोकेवल उसमे है जो बिनाहड्डी के आपके चड्डी में है…😜

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to readthe Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel…