Funny jokes

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes after six?”…

Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for…

"I don’t have any money… but I’ll do anything to geta message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says, "Yes…. ANYTHING!!" With…

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you…

to be a very nice boy.”“Oh, come on Mom! If he wasn’t nice,would he be doing 300 hours ofcommunity service?”

rational thought, spent most of its time in libraries, and got an accounting gig. The right half, more creative, picked up painting, and taught pottery at the local community college.On…

running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair."I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anythingI can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a…

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The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, "You look so beautiful and sxxy my darling."…