Funny jokes

"Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens".She turns to him smiles,grabs his d*ck and says "Honey if you couldget this up I could…

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your…

'Go upto the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These twoare so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They…

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now…