better from over there”
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right”
A few minutes later, the wife got horny and asked her lover to continue.
The man was too scared so the woman said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.
So she did – The husband didn’t move an inch, so they continued to make passionate love with the husband right beside them.
A couple of hours later, she repeats the process – the husband is still passed out – they get busy and messy once again.
Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband
looks at the lover and says ,” I don’t mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??