Funny jokes

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday and my wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday in the morning before I went to work. My parents…

in that. That gave him some relief.Suddenly he heard a gasp.The girl was standing at the doorway.Wide eyed she exclaims- “So, thats how you guys fill up”.

मम्मी: मेहमान आ रहे हैं और गैस का सिलेंडर भी खत्म होने वाला है।पापा: मैं ऑफिस से फोन लगा दूँगा,लडका आकर सिलेंडर दे जायेगा।मम्मी: पर मुझे तो बाजार जाना है।पापा:…

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher:…

A MAN IS LYING ON THE BEACH WEARING NOTHING BUT A CAP OVER HIS CROTCH A WOMAN PASSING BY REMARKS IF YOU WERE ANY SORT OF A GENTLEMAN YOU WOULD…

not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight."When…

A 70 yr old man asks their wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars…

ball when you aren't looking?" "No,I guess not" replied his wife.The man said…."Neither would Clyde"

mostly hairless, and itshits itself a lot."