Funny jokes

The little boy was looking through the girl’s key hole.The mother walks by and says with a grin: ”Why are you so concerned with what the girl is doing?” The little boy…

1.Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. 2.A teacher asked student, What is the full…

"I want you to paint me in the nude," she said,"Do you have any objections?""Not for $7,000 I don't. But I would have to keep my socks on.I must have…

“OK,” said the friend. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine.He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turnthe counter in your car…

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The pharmacist then asks what she needs it for, to which she replies: "I want to use it…

J: Mary I will go to the dentist to help me.M: If you think this is the best idea then go.The dentist manages to pull the hair out and ask…

Then she says, "Take off my bra and panties…"So I took off her bra and panties.Then she says, "If I ever catchyou wearing my clothes again, I'mtelling mom and dad!"

नर्स है, 2500 तनख्वाह है और 50,000 नीचे से कमाती है

The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually…