Husband is Always Funny

I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."

Men Talking About Social Security

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sxx life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sxx." "Social Security sxx?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but…

Never Mess With Wife’s Things

Jeny: “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.”Rob:  “She got a terrible shock.”Jeny: “How was it?”Rob: “She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church…

S*x On My Place

A boy says to a girl, "So, sxx at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,…

Homophobic Jokes

1. A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…