Best Deez Nuts Jokes 2022

“Deez Nuts” in the direct sense refers to a gentlemans crown jewels. Now the various viral “Deez Nuts jokes” stem from a prank call made by Welvin Harris, aka Welven Da Great. He calls up and his dad and asks “did something come in the mail today?” and then when his dad asks “what”, he replies “deez nuts” referring to his danglers before bursting out in laughter.

Excuse me but do you like Wendys? – Yes why? Because you are going to love when deez nuts hit you in the face.

Excuse me but do you Boffa? – Boffa? I don’t think so? Boffa deez nuts!

Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee. – Dee who? Deez nuts!

Excuse me but do you like pudding? – Yes, of course. Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

Have you seen the film Bofa? -Bofa? Who is in it? Bofa deez nuts.

Have you met my friend Phillip? – Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.

Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha? Person B: Sergeant Botha? Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees? Person B: Captain Dees? Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip? Person B: Phillip who? Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty? Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty? Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!! (you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)

For months now there has been a burning question surrounding Nick Saban.

No, it’s whether his preferred sense of humor is “deez nuts” jokes.

Last September, former Alabama running back Josh Jacobs made an appearance on The Dan Patrick Show to talk about his rookie season with the now Las Vegas Raiders, but questions about his time at Alabama also came up.

Do you guys want some of my goodies? Yes, we do! Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!

How did your doctor’s appointment go? It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.I can help you to get that D. How? I’m willing to give you some of Deez Nuts!

Have you seen the movie starring Robin Williams called House of D? House of D? No. House of Deez Nuts!

Have you been to an expo?Yes, I love expos.Expose Deez Nuts.

Wanna join me on a trip to The Andes?The Andes? Where’s that supposed to be? It’s right next to the valley of An Deez Nuts!

Where’s your munyayo? Huh? What’s that? DEEZ NUTS

Hey, I met someone at the store today who said that they were actually ugondese.” Where’s that, I’ve never heard of it. Set location to UgonDeez nuts

Do you like tulips? Yes, why? Cus you’re gonna love your two lips on Deez Nuts!

Good morning. I would like to know who’s in charge around here? Well, Deas is in charge. Do you know him? Nope, I dont. Can you give me his number or his Instagram? Sure, if you want to have Deez Nuts so bad, I’ll give them to you.

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